Hello, all you decadent little boys out there….
I am what you would call a phone sex MILF. I think that every single person on the internet now knows that MILF stands for Mother I’d Like To Fuck. This has become a bit of a blanket term for mature women who are still hot, though “cougar” seems to be replacing it. Personally, I like MILF better, because cougar just makes me think of those old bitches at the end of the bar who wear leopard print everything, think they are hot because their hair is dyed red, wear a straw cowboy hat, and smoke the Marlboro reds or special blend. Those are some annoying bitches–I am just saying.
Anyway, I also do phone sex, as I mentioned. It’s a fun little thing to do when the husband is out and the kids are off. Of course, that happens more often than not, since he’s always gone for business and the kids have got tons of friends to sleep over with. Most of the time, I either take calls from you guys, or I am out competing with those ugly ass broads I mentioned before. And yes, I do mean competing for the attentions of males. What? My man is in a different area code. It doesn’t count if we’re in separate area codes. Besides, this phonesex MILF has gotta get her jollies of some how. Am I right, people?
Renae
1-888-844-2921 USA callers
1-900-226-7979 Bill to phone
