this morning around 2:00 a.m. I had a interesting conversation with a pathetic loser, I thought i might share this transcript because it was some what entertaining. Ive had similar pathetic loser conversations in the past, but i must say not as sorry as this one. The conversation ended with some fucking fag calling me, to finish up on our ass stretching sessions. To keep this loser anonymous so that he can enter our chatroom without worry of reticule by real men, i have replaced his screen name with anonymous coward.
[anonymous coward] hello ^^
anonymous coward has closed his/her private message window.
[Hazel] hello
[anonymous coward] hello
[anonymous coward] how are you?
[Hazel] very well and yourself?
[Hazel] I’m not a patient person so if your going to talk I suggest you do so
[anonymous coward] i am here
[anonymous coward] playing a computer game
[anonymous coward] let me find the pause bottum
[Hazel] yes that would be better.
[Hazel] find the fucking pause button
[anonymous coward] im very sorry
[anonymous coward] how tall are you big lady?
[Hazel] I hope so
[Hazel] I am about 5’9.
[Hazel] why do you ask?
[anonymous coward] do you shrink men sometimes?
[Hazel] I love shrinking men, into little pills
[Hazel] making them work for me as slaves
[anonymous coward] ohh, how small do you make us ?
[Hazel] very small, the size of a pill
[anonymous coward] thats below 1 inch i guess
[Hazel] yep I suppose so.
[Hazel] are you into the giantess fantasy?
[anonymous coward] how many do you have in your dungeons?
[Hazel] I have close to 100 that work for me as my slave and if they try to rebel I step on them
[anonymous coward] close to 100 million ??
[Hazel] no 100
[Hazel] as in one hundred
[Hazel] I like to eat them for lunch too
[anonymous coward] omg, and you just step on us if you want
[anonymous coward] omg
[anonymous coward] thats so nasty
[anonymous coward] eating weaklings for lunch and breakfast and dinner
[Hazel] yep, I eat them with bread and butter like in that jack and the beanstock cartoon
[anonymous coward] wow, sounds like there is no meal without tiny men for you
[Hazel] I would guess not.
[Hazel] LOLLLL you have been very entertaining tonight my little loser.
[anonymous coward] plzz goddess Hazel, spare my life and dont eat me, i want to life as your slave
forever
