I hate when some stupid male prick loser tries to impress me with there Ca Ca talk, about what they do for a living or how big there bank account is, or the stupid 10 foot F150 that they have. I see those over sized mechanical pieces of shit on the road, and the first thing that pops into my head is “how small that guys dick must be.” I am simple girl, and simple things impress me, if you want to impress me, Allow me to place your ball sack in my palm and crush them, squeezing as i twist. And if you don’t scream or cry like a little bitch than i will be impressed and might allow you to eat me.
